Funny..

• What you don’t know can’t hurt you, unless it’s an open manhole just ahead.
• There is no place like home, though next door’s quite similar.
• People who live in glass houses should buy curtains.
• Curiosity killed the cat. At least, the dog said so but he doesn’t have an alibi!
• Revenge is sweet – so does it rot your teeth?
• Laughter is the best medicine, except when treating asthmatics.
• Bad news travels fast but bad smells tend to linger.
• It’s no use crying over spilt milk, your tears just add to the mess.
• All roads lead to Rome, which is annoying if you were just going to the shops.
• Ignorance is bliss so you must be ecstatic!
• He who hesitates is… erm… uh… y’know… ooh… um… er… thing… er…
• "Don't try this at home" is a polite way of saying, "THIS IS A STUPID THING TO DO."

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