Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Funny..

  • What you don’t know can’t hurt you, unless it’s an open manhole just ahead.
  • There is no place like home, though next door’s quite similar.
  • People who live in glass houses should buy curtains.
  • Curiosity killed the cat. At least, the dog said so but he doesn’t have an alibi!
  • Revenge is sweet – so does it rot your teeth?
  • Laughter is the best medicine, except when treating asthmatics.
  • Bad news travels fast but bad smells tend to linger.
  • It’s no use crying over spilt milk, your tears just add to the mess.
  • All roads lead to Rome, which is annoying if you were just going to the shops.
  • Ignorance is bliss so you must be ecstatic!
  • He who hesitates is… erm… uh… y’know… ooh… um… er… thing… er…
  • "Don't try this at home" is a polite way of saying, "THIS IS A STUPID THING TO DO."
Get this from Beano.

9 comments:

cekmi said...

cekmi suka quotes ni hahaha.. esp the laughter part. so witty..

walkthrulife said...

made me laugh reading it the first time..and decided to share it with u guys

sushi said...

i like!!!

lunacy said...

i wud hv paste the quote on my work station.. kalau i kat kerja lah hehe

walkthrulife said...

i like it to i_mshe...

lun bila nak start kerja ni...tak sabar sebab u will blog more often bila kerja..hihihi

lunacy said...

very soon i balik office. happy new yr sista. wish u love and happiness always.

cekya said...

huhuhuhu....cekya asthmatic. tapi suka gelak. camno nih? hahahahha....

jimi said...

Jimi suka dengan lagu One Day in Your Life tu, one ofe my fav.

walkthrulife said...

can't hardly waitlah lun..sure u tak punya. duudk rumah layan kimi and dibdib sure best.

cekya..kena gelak berpada-pada lah nampaknya.

like it too jimi..the lyrics tu best n melody juga.